Chuck Norris

So 1st of all, do you guys know Chuck Norris? Well, for those who don't know it's quite okay since you don't get anything from knowing him. When I was 5, my dad used to say, when you grow up, be strong like chuck norris. When I asked him "Who's this Chuck?" All he had to answer is, "He can do roundhouse kick" you know the half circle kick? The difference of his and others roundhouse kick is that his can cause a nuclear blast. So I looked up to this Chuck Norris and trained hard so that one day I can at least make a kick that causes fire. But, you see I failed. Until now I couldn't even produce sparks. I forgot about my dream and totally forgot about Chuck Norris. I decided to play games and read mangas instead.

Recently, It ringed a bell when I saw a joke posted on Facebook on how Chuck Norris can tear pages from facebook. I giggled, a bit. I was more interested in 1 of the comments that said, when zombies bite Chuck, he doesn't turn into a zombie, but zombies'll turn into Chuck. I was like OMG this dude's a legend. So a legend he is, I searched for Chuck Norris' jokes just hoping someone could have listed some of the jokes. And a legend he is, he's got thousands of jokes on him ranging from "There are only 2 things that can cut diamonds, diamonds and Chuck Norris" and "Chuck Norris can get a Blackjack with only one card"

This one's good too: The "Alien vs Predator" movie was originally entitled "Alien and Predator vs Chuck" but they cancelled it. Who would watch a movie that lasted for only 14 minutes?

Dudes, this guy's really a legend..

P.s.: So I happened to feel like, did my father really mean it when he said I should be that strong? Sorry if you don't find the jokes funny, at least I did.